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Youtube! – If you want to upload some stupid video to the web go ahead and do it here… because you’re not alone…

Photobucket!! – If you want to upload video and pictures to the web so that you can then link them to a webpage do it here, because if you do it at Youtube you’ll get a bunch of jackasses commenting on how stupid it is regardless of the fact that their comments in the first place are in fact STUPID!

Gmail – If you don’ t use Gmail then you need to tell me how you can waste so much time trying to find the damn contact list!!!

Mozilla Firefox – The web browser for people who like fire and foxes! It’s good in the sense that you don’t need all that junk popup blocker shit to block popups because it’s already incorporated within the program… guess what? MORE ROOM TO READ AND LESS TOOLBAR!

Trillian… – The program that loves to make you think you have it all in one but then you realize that you actually need to download Yahoo! again because the webcam is NOT compatible if you chat with people who are NOT using Trillian!!!

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Kitten’s can play the keyboard… DAMNIT I NEED TO GET LESSONS FROM THAT CAT!

See this? This is natto. See her? She’s Utada Hikaru… guess what. She stinks! No really, if you eat natto you smell, but then again I like natto so I… NEVERMIND FUCK YOU TOO!

Ok, so, when you’re trying to get a music video to the United States (or was it Australia?) I think it would be wise to make sure NOT to exaggerate with cultural adaptation. In this case I think she went a bit too far with trying to appeal to the western concept of HOT (allthough would you really consider Australia western?). If you know Utada, you know she always looks plain and looks fine that way. Usually in Japan the whole idea of cute isn’t slutty anyway! But here she looks more like a prostitute than anything else, ALL BECAUSE SHE’S TRYING TO APPEAL TO HORNY WESTERN DUDES?

Hmm… I shoulda watched this before applying for my job.

Huh…

Last but not least…

Pictures of toilet augers