Top Polish inventions…

1. A glass hammer

2. A helecoptor with an injector seat

3. A motorcycle with an AC

4. A solar powered flashlight

5. A book that tells you how to read

6. A submarine that has screens

7. Clear liquid paper

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  1. you forgot to add last one asshole:

    8. Ability to hack this website any time or use your face as ashtray if met in real life.

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  2. how cute. some nerdy 13 year old hopped up on monster and red bull just decided to log off Eve online or worse, WOW to grace us with his wonderful presence. These pointless comments are what really make blogs an abomination, though I am impessed that you had the sene to use semi-correct grammar and spared us the use of leetspeak. If I allowed my kid to talk like that I’d smack his four eyed face so hard his grandchildren would be needing glasses. Get off the caffeine/sugar high and go outside and play some football.

  3. Non Polish Guy. Boy you are a sad sad sad person that needs help!

  4. And all of these as well….

    Aeroscope
    Bomba (cryptography)
    Colorimeter
    Czochralski process
    Delta wing
    Integraph
    Kerosene lamp
    Melex
    Nagra
    Perforated sheets
    Polish mine detector
    Polish notation
    Sendzimir process
    Solaris Bus & Coach
    Vickers Tank Periscope MK.IV
    Vis (weapon)

  5. I’m sorry you had to waste all those days to come up with some stupid phrases such as you did just to entertain yourself. It’s really sad that you have no life, but hopefully you’ll come up with something that’s actually funny next time.

  6. re: the top of the page

    You are one sad d..ck….d

    here is an examle of what the likes of you
    have surely invented:

    1.Self rigteous sarcasm
    2.Lack of confidence
    3.Colonialism
    4.Racism
    5.Slavery
    6.Homosexualism
    7.Bangers and Mash
    8.Fish & Chips
    9.Willy Wormers
    and bugger all

    on top of that, u are lately being colonised by your own colonies, who seem to do a really good job of it..so far hehe
    as long as the likes of you walk this earth, there will always be conflicts between people….so f…..ng sad

    May God Bless you with a USB interface that can connect to your brain, so it can at least be used to power up an LED or an I Pod

  7. Long time lurker, thought I would say hello! I really dont post much but thanks for the good times I have here. Love this place..

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  8. @the top of the page :)
    Without polish inventions you would ride a bike or a horse carriage. And I do not mean a car but what it needs to run originally. Yes, oil industry dude.

  9. You guys know what? It’s a joke. One of my best friends, Mr. Kolezsko (I wont type his first name), is polish and he tells the best polish jokes. Your supposed to just laugh at them, even if it is you that the joke is on.

  10. I like looking through a post that can make people think.

    Also, thank you for allowing for me to comment!

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